“The Inter-Dimensional Quest for a Better You,” the banner announced. I suppressed an inter-dimensional spew of vomit and kept reading.
Burt Goldman, after biting his tongue for 36 years (WOW!), has finally revealed his ultra-secret, hyper-effective… thing? The article doesn’t come out and /say/ what the product is right away, but if it was secret for 36 years then it must be buyworthy!
The (whatever) is marketed at the “99%” who are not “truly happy” with their life, those who do not “wake up every morning feeling 100% fulfilled.” Perhaps they should subdivide and focus on a particular segment. Oh wait, they do; “for the tarot enthusiast only.” Shit. Is that a shot at tarot readers? I think so.
Of course, depending on the version of spam you get, the finer details vary. However, the most important thing to remember is that you should give them your money.
Hail Eris, (and All Hail Quantum Bullshitting)!
-Phnepsilon…. Just Phnepsilon.